Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Questions from a Kid


Recently, Katie, eight, asked me, with all seriousness in her eyes, how to fart. I was curious about the nature of the question, for she has demonstrated this bodily feature ad infinitum, and at times with much gusto. Not wanting to brush her off, I asked "What do you mean?" Hesitantly, she looked around for momma, and then said, "you know" and stuck her right palm under her left armpit and the flapped her left arm like a duck. "Oh, I see now. No. I can't."

Thanks go to Marty for "Keeping it Fresh."

1 comment:

Todd said...

Cracking up...need oxygen...